Jack Burns Race Wheels Announces New Product

by Debbie Fessler on April 13, 2009

PRESS RELEASE: The long awaited announcement of a Grandchild coming has prompted CEO, Jack Burns, and the cutting edge design team at Jack Burns Race Wheels, to debut the first in a series of new extreme strollers. Thirteen colors, and wheel styles, will be made available along with optional Navigation and WiFi. The new extreme stroller is the first product released by the newly formed Jack Burns Global Enterprises company: Jack Burns Tuner Tots.

The information in this press release is considered proprietary and may not be reproduced or copied without express written permission. Look for addtional information coming soon on the new Jack Burns Race Wheels home on the web www.jbrw.info

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jblumenthal April 14, 2009 at 12:03 PM

Shouldn’t the prototype have yellow wheels? I’d also like to see a 5-point harness for the little tike. And it appears that Jack is finally leaving the Stock, unless wings are permitted in this yet to be determined class.

31rx7 May 16, 2009 at 3:14 PM

I think JBRW went over the top with this one. To me, it appears they succumbed to the style of the “Fast and Furious” crowd, but left out the substance.

Note the high center of gravity caused by the forward and elevated location of the passenger compartment. In addition, the wing is located in an area where it won’t be able to smooth out the turbulent air going over the vehicle. Finally, the aesthetics appear to be hastily done and some features appear as an afterthought. Note the headlights which appear to be laying in the front cargo area.

Now I realize this is a prototype, and that it is the first vehicle of its type for JBRW, but even so it seems to lack the purposeful design of previous products. My best hope is that this picture is simply a “test mule” with the real design disguised underneath.


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